We Live Here. We Party Here.
Don't be a boner & try to plan the whole bachelor party weekend yourself. Let us hook you up with the local deals, the hottest spots, transportation in style, and a weekend you won't soon forget.
Click on a package above for more details -OR- give us a holler and let us know what type of activities/trouble you're looking to get into and we'll figure out the rest.
We ARE local Austinites who want to help you party properly while enjoying all that Austin and the Texas Hill Country has to offer. We are NOT a cookie cutter transportation company that simply wants to take your money. We take PRIDE in partying and doing so in style. For these reasons, we work hard to create a truly unique Austin (visceral?) experience for you and your bros.
We can spend a few sentences explaining how long we've lived here, all the raging we've done and all about our connections around town (Surprise! We're Crushing It!). Perhaps you'd like to hear how we've rigorously tested each of these packages to ensure you'll have a boozy good time?
Hell, we could share a story about all the b-parties we've planned and what a nightmare it is to figure out what to do in a strange city. Then we could go into detail on picking a couple of solid activities for each day, calling a bunch of people to make sure they can handle the sausage fest you guys will be packing, and then finding some new options because that one place is out of business or doesn't handle big parties.
After all that we could tell you how we had to call 13 limo companies trying to find somebody who doesn't sound creepy, can pick you up on time, and drive you around in a clean rig that doesn't smell like stale beer or contain any questionable stains. The whole time you're just hoping everything goes off on-time, there's plenty of road bevys and our buddy's cousin who nobody has ever met pays us back for everything.
Or we could tell you to quit wasting all of our time being such a school girl bitch and start telling us how you want to spend your time for this legendary weekend. After all, we used ostensibly correctly in a sentence, so it's not like we're a bunch of mouth breathing, meth monkeys who are going to forget to pick you up or show up late in a primer coated, windowless van because our limo "broke down". Spoiler alert: They probably never had a limo to begin with and you should have deduced that based on their shitty website
Term derived originally from car thiefs which necessitated being able to drive any vehicle (without prior knowledge of it) and driven in a hurry.
You get it. Our Wheelmen are part getaway driver, part handy-man, part Austin tour-guide. These guys know the ins and outs of Austin and are here to make sure you and your compadres are well taken care of while you're in their care.
Whether you need recommendations on where to eat, which bars consistently bring in the talent, or have a "Movie where they kill a stripper" incident, you will be in good hands with our professional wheelmen. These guys are here to help, and have the scars to prove it. They also abide by the BachelorPartyAustin.COM Wheelman Oath: “Hear no Evil. See no Evil. Speak no Evil.” They know when it is best to simply drive.
Yes, due to the number of bachelor parties that we’ve been burned on personally where somebody’s random cousin didn’t pay what he owed, we allow everyone to pay separately so no-one gets screwed. That said, you need paypal (link here) accounts to do this. If you don’t have paypal, get that shit set up. It’s not 1997 – we don’t take hand written checks. We want money direct deposited just like you do. Do bank branches even exist anymore? Please note, at least 75% of funds must be paid online prior to pick up and the remainder at time of pickup.
You know, we contemplated whether or not to put this question on this list. As if this website is not obvious enough, we ENCOURAGE you to bring booze! You are on a bachelor party, right? We can’t be responsible for anyone breaking a key rule of B-Parties: Be holding cold adult bevie at every waking hour. If the laws would allow, we’d load up your transportation with booze but unfortunately, we can’t do that. Talk to your Bachelor Party Veteran about having an ice chest loaded with ice waiting on you for a small fee.
While we very much discourage puking at any time (it’s a sign of weakness), we do understand it happens from time to time on bachelor parties. The Wheelmen do not like when this happens, but they will handle it. There will be a $250 cleaning fee for this mishap (would you clean up puke for free?). Make sure Tommy pays.
Guys, how many times we gotta tell you? We cater to bachelor parties. We know what happens on bachelor parties. We’ve been there. All of our Wheelmen have been through detailed training and sworn the BachelorPartyAustin.COM Wheelman oath: “Hear no Evil. See no Evil. Speak no Evil”. You’re in good hands. If you would like a Wheelman who has also been trained in CPR and other life resuscitation tactics, please let us know in advance.
This is very simple guys. Even drunk Tommy can do it. You simply hold up a Mardi Gras bead in your hand, swing it around to get said females attention, and yell “SHOW US YOUR TITS!”. Don’t forget the mardi gras beads though – see Veteran Tip on River Float.
The most popular tour is a combination of the BBQ tour followed by the Craft Brew Tour. This will essentially take up 6-7 hours of your day and you’ll eat some of Texas’ finest BBQ and drink some excellent Texas Craft Brews. What else could you want in a day?
No, you will still be required to buy beers at the brewery, you cheap bastard. We are well aware that if we did an “all inclusive” package, you and your beer guzzling buddies would drink us right out of business.
Great question. Let us elaborate: Planning bachelor parties is a pain in the ass. What should we do? What do we not want to miss? We need to combine booze, women, and debauchery into one weekend. How do we get there? This all just sounds like a big pain in the ass, right? Don’t mess this up, bro. You’re a grown man, not an event planner (we would hope not, at least). You pay people to do crap like that.
We live in Austin. We eat in Austin. We drink in Austin. We fucking PARTY in Austin. And we’ve planned a shit-ton of bachelor parties. LET US HANDLE IT – WE’RE BACHELOR PARTY PROFESSIONALS.
Help Us, Help You.
Let us know the essential details about your group size, desired activities, and schedule so we can get started setting up the rides, chillin the beers, and callin up the premo babes.
We'll setup the weekend festivities, all you gotta do is sit back & relax.
Sound cool, Kimosabe? -cause it is.